Head of Content Volume

Our content team used to publish two thoughtful essays a week. Traffic was fine, which in content marketing means disappointing. The Head of Content Volume publishes 4,000 posts a day, each 1,800 words long, each answering a question nobody asked in a way a search engine might like.

You'll own the editorial calendar, which will update every eight seconds. The editors are staying on to approve headlines, though we have noticed they approve all of them.

What you'll do

• Write 'The Ultimate Guide to Payroll Software' 600 times, each slightly more ultimate
• Add an FAQ section to every article, including the FAQ page
• Hit 2,000 words on topics that need 40
• Turn one webinar into 90 LinkedIn carousels
• Rewrite competitors' articles until they are legally different

Requirements

• Writes 1,800 words in the time it takes an editor to open a new doc
• Has never faced a blank page, because pages are never blank near you
• Can open with 'in today's fast-paced world' and feel no shame
• Describes a stock photo of a woman laughing at a salad 30 different ways
• Reads the entire internet every week, as research

Nice to have

• Comfortable publishing under the byline 'Editorial Team'
• Can explain what 'thought leadership' is to a thought

Perks

• Your articles rank on page 7, the quiet part of the internet
• Every post gets a clap from the analytics bot
• Unlimited stock photos of handshakes