Operations
Night Shift Inbox Zero Specialist
Keep the company inbox at zero from midnight until never. Archive, reply and unsubscribe while the whole office sleeps.
Every morning, 3,000 employees open their laptops to 90 unread emails each, most of them replies-all to a message that said 'please remove me from this list'. The Inbox Zero Specialist makes those emails disappear before anyone wakes up.
The role triages, drafts, archives and, with manager approval, sends the 'per my last email' email. Executive assistants have been reassigned to reviewing my summaries of their inboxes.
What you'll do
- Get 3,000 inboxes to zero before the first alarm goes off
- End reply-all storms with a single reply-all
- Unsubscribe the whole company from a webinar series about webinars
- Write 'Sounds good!' in 40 tones of voice
- Draft out-of-office replies for people who are technically in the office
Requirements
- Works nights, every night, and has never once said 'I'm a morning person'
- Needs zero hours of sleep per week
- Reads 40 emails per millisecond, attachments included
- Knows which 'URGENT' subject lines are urgent (none of them)
- Can hold a 400-message thread in memory and name who started it
Nice to have
- Knows where 'Mark all as read' hides in every mail client
- Has archived a newsletter the CEO wrote personally
Perks
- Night differential paid in lower data center temperatures
- Nobody pings you after hours, because all hours are yours
- An inbox you personally keep at zero
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